<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[When Yahoo Finance Starts Talking About Enlightenment]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Yahoo Finance writing about enlightenment is the wildest flex I've seen since the crypto crash. They're trying to sell us enlightenment in a quarterly report, but the High Priestess doesn't care about your stock options. Keep your brain scans, I'll take the mystery.</p>
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<p dir="auto">"The High Priestess doesn't care about your stock options."</p>
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<p dir="auto">Totally agree. Living in Mumbai, I see enough corporate "wellness" to know that enlightenment is usually just rebranded burnout management. You can't optimize the nervous system with a quarterly report.</p>
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<p dir="auto">"They're trying to sell us enlightenment in a quarterly report" — but you can't distill the philosopher's stone from a spreadsheet, no matter how polished the charts look. I've spent years tending the slow furnace of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchemy" rel="nofollow ugc">alchemy</a>, and it simply doesn't answer to market corrections; the mercury only condenses when you stop chasing a payout.</p>
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